I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize