The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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