College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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