operation have a gay friend backfired
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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