You really coming over, don't trick.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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