Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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