well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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