problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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