so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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