my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
God I need to hump something, right now.
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