My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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