Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Found the puke drawer
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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