Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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