This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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