In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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