Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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