"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So. Much. Porn.
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