he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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