Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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