fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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