week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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