you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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