Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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