your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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