how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My hand turned me down
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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