I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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