For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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