i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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