I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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