Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
