Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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