Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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