Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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