you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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