Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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