A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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