Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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