i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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