Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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