Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I touched a dick in church today
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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