Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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