Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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