ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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