If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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