Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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