I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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