on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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