i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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