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say what?
wanna hang out?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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