Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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