Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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