I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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