their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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