i just google imaged poop.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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