just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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