Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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