Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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