How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If its not for food we ain't going out.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize
